A little learning this afternoon .......

On not falling for phonies; by Chad Brechbuhler, age 6 weeks.

Pacifier is no-good, it does not fill tummy.
Spit it out and keep on screaming.
Mama will bring bottle, bottle is good, bottle has FOOD!
Stop screaming, start drinking!

(Chad is my nephew, the son of my second-youngest sister Victoria.)
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